WE COULD’VE HAD IT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALL~
Name: aDELL
Owner: sora
Ethnicity: Dell Studio laptop NOW OUT OF PRINT
Likes: Adele (the person), Long walks on the beach
Dislikes: Being used to view gay porn, Contracting viruses from Ghostie Katie’s gay porn, Getting sand in its keyboard from the beach
Why me of all people?…
Name: sora
Gender: Male
Age: 19
Ethnicity: Taiwanese (NOT CHINESE DAMMIT.)
Occupation: College student, aspiring musician
Interests: Music, Internet, Not being haunted
Fun Facts:
I’m a ghost! I’m a ghost! Suck my diiiiick! I’m a ghost!
Name: Ghostie Katie
Age: Dead
Ethnicity: Dead. Like that Betel-guy. Beetle? Beetleman? Beetle-breakfast? Orange, orange beetle? Eh, it’ll come to me.
Cause of death: Unknown. Probably the same way that mysterious Betel fellow died…
Job: Ex-BioExorcist, she haunts sora for reasons also unknown. Probably for the same reasons that mysterious Betel fellow did…
Life goals: Non-existent. Because she’s dead. Much like that mysterious Betel fellow…
Likes: Has a certain affinity for stripes, much like that mysterious Betel fellow…
Interests: Gay porn much like that mysterious Betel fellow Nevermind, that was a dream I had once.
[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]
How ghosts say “I am so sleepy and it’s not even Monday”
sora: KATIE, WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT SPEAKING GHOSTIE?!
Ghostie Katie: I am teaching the lowly mortals how to converse with ghosts. It’s funnier in Enochian.
sora: NO.
I don’t speak French, but I can if you like.
Ghostie Katie: I DON’T SPEAK GHOST, BUT I CAN IF YOU—
sora: NO.
Now with added audio post! Learn how to speak ghostie!
Oh, bb, I’m never gonna give you up and I’m never gonna let you down. I’m never gonna run around or desert you.